11 Types Of People You Would See In A Club House

Ok people as a Jagaban of Nite clubs I took out this time to tell my people out there,the kind of people you meet in the club...
1.The female advertisers.
You would see this category marketing their wares,dancing,twerking,in
other for you to me entised by their wares and patronise them for the
night.
2.The Boss
They are always in one corner on sofa sipping champagne, and buying
people drinks,spending money..
** to be a Boss sweet sha **
3.The Male buyers/Admirers
This are the custormers so they have to examine well, they are the
ones the female advertisers twerk for, they just sit or stand in one
corner and observe !
4.The fake dancers.
This category of people would stand by the corner and watch people
dance while they nod their heads and shaking their body, you be
thinking they have this killer dance step.. But when the Dj provokes
them with their best music and they display their dance step
I be like "" so nah the dance be this ""
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5. The gays/les
This ones would be by the corner observing the same sex, even
dancing,rocking, and touching their bodies as if their lifes depends
on it..
6. Clubbers.
This ones are just in club to enjoy,dance and relieve them self of
some stress,dancing,drinking responsibly and leaving at the right
time.
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7. Staffs
This category are not to club but assist the club, with boucers
ensuring security,bar man supplying drinks,cleaners ensuring neatness
and Dj killing the beat
8 . Gamers
This lighten up the environment by starting up club games like devils
basket,snooker,card games.
9 . Gate crashers
They know actually that one has to pay to gain entrance but you see
them at the gate trying their luck..
10 . Spectators.
They dont participate in anything the look at those dancing like they
are Judges, mostly girls cos they had free entrance
11. The foreigners.
You know they are foreigners by their skin colour and they way they
dance.. They dont day with the corresponding dance step..they dont
know when the music will stop or begin.. When ever their home song is
then played you see them daning with all thier strenght and right
dance step to show its their song..
If you think am wrong correct me.